food

Dec 10, 2018

What are you doing?!

And can I have some? Featuring the return of Panda Rat

Our first vlog without a vlog.

Peter’s been composing original soundtracks for Uncle’s Shorts for a while now, but this week is features our first song with vocals! And she is a sassy girl.

The episode is an attempt to provoke the question “What are you doing?!” It’s a question we get a lot, so we figured, why not aim for it. Also, we expand our world of characters a little bit, bringing back Panda Rat, and introducing ceiling rat ghost and thieving wontons. The wontons are from a nearby dumpling place, and they are absolutely delicious: fresh-rolled and the soup is seasoned just-so. Just, watch your knives when you order. They have started going missing …

Watch the video. It’ll make sense.

Nov 26, 2018

Tweet of last week: Glass bridges and farmers’ markets

Of course we read the Shanghaiist

Nov 23, 2018

Instagram always: Cast photo

Our Thansharing friends have a fabulous meal

Our friends came together for a hot pot Thanksgiving, to help us make our Thanksharing spectacular. It was a lot of fun to make!

Oct 28, 2018

Tweet of the week: We @’ed a celebrity

She didn’t @ back

We tweeted at Sarah Silverman this week.

Twitter is more than a decade old, so this observation maybe somewhat trivial to most of you, but it is profoundly weird to be able to broadcast your thoughts about celebrities directly to those celebrities. Weirder still, they might reply! Silverman didn’t, but I bet she’s got things to do. She seems like she works pretty hard.

Oct 14, 2018

Tweet(s) of the week: The why of working out

It’s cake. Always cake.

The complete saga of the Friday night cake. My trainer is a great guy, but … oof, those workouts are rough.

Oh, and follow us on Twitter!

Aug 21, 2018

Dinner with Oldhand

Hold your chopsticks tight

These are just a few of our favorite dishes. With a side serving of creepiness, because that’s just how life is sometimes.

Aug 10, 2018

What gender is your Dragon Fruit

Uncle’s Shorts mega-compendium: Nos. 20-27

This week, after a brief hiatus, we welcome back Uncle’s Shorts with a vengeance! Or, at least a compendium. There’s a lot of ground to cover, a little complaining, a little explaining … you know, the vlog basics. Just remember, your suspicions are correct: All foreigners know each other. Noodles to you!

Jul 22, 2018

A peanut butter taste of home

Who is the winner in the battle of the crunchies?

I ordered some peanut butter on Taobao, like you do. And then I ordered some more, and some more. And then what we had was a good old fashioned taste test!

If you’re interested in figuring out the relative nutritional information of each peanut butter — what a good math problem! — then you can find the stats below. (For the points, go comment on the video with your results!)


Skippy (per 2 Tbsp)

  • Source: America
  • Energy: 190 American Calories
  • Protein: 7g
  • Sugars: 3g


Whole Earth (per 100g)

  • Source: UK for Hong Kong Park N Shop
  • Energy: 643 kCal
  • Protein: 27.7g
  • Sugar: 3.8 g


Mother Earth (per 20g)

  • Source: New Zealand for Singapore
  • Energy: 518 kJ
  • Protein: 5.4g
  • Sugar: 1g

Jul 4, 2018

In search of lost noodles ...

Three pillars of 面 to you

Noodles are for-real-deal one of my favorite lunches here in China, and as a genre, it is deep and wide. Here I talk about three of my favorite different kinds of dishes … which madeleine-like, transport me to a different time and place.

Jun 16, 2018

Hot bowl challenge

Foreigner vs. Hot Pot

Hot pot is the real sport of kings. Watch me eat soup. Marvel at the spice.